Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Oh no! Pumpkin shortage!

As in any election, there are alway unforeseen factors which come into play. In this day and age, it may be an attack, or a hostage or a sickness.

The pumpkins are feeling it too. Because of the dry weather we experienced this summer, local pumpkin supply has been endangered. That's right. There's a shortage.

Local growers say that the pie pumpkins have been the first to sell out - and that is the size we use in this political pumpkin chunking.

But have no fear - we are importing our pumpkins!

1 comment:

  1. Is this like a skilled labor shortage? Symbolizing importing skilled labor? Are these pumpkins legal immigrants?

    ReplyDelete