The "heads" are in the house ...

This Democratic pumpkin head awaits its turn to show its true colors. Will it be true blue and fly to the left?

Pumpkins were delivered today to the art class at Newton-Conover STEM Middle School, in Conover. Students learned that the pumpkins, albeit the same size, mass and weight, have minds of their own. It's in the seeds.

You see, in 2004, the pumpkins predicted an 80% accuracy. It was the most accurate "exit poll" in the nation.

The pumpkins exit the canon ... thus the "exit poll."

Historically, we've seen some very strange things happen once the pumpkin head exits ...

The Obama head turned a sharp left.
The Bush head veered a sharp right.
The McCain head started off to the left, then leaned right.
The John Edwards head plopped right in front of the trebuchet.

We can't make this up. Those seeds are brains and the pumpkins have minds of their own.